{"id":271,"date":"2014-11-21T11:39:19","date_gmt":"2014-11-21T16:39:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/louiskatz.net\/wpt\/?p=271"},"modified":"2020-08-16T10:57:22","modified_gmt":"2020-08-16T15:57:22","slug":"cello","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/louiskatz.net\/wpt\/?p=271","title":{"rendered":"Cello"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I walk to work frequently. I talk with local and Thai friends over ham radio on the walk into work. On the walk home I usually try to talk with my brother.<\/p>\n<p>A few years ago, \u201cMichael, you\u2019ll never guess what I just found.\u201d It was a cello in a soft case, about as fragile as a baby in a onesie. I checked the case for ID, there was none. I picked it up and started carrying it in to work. You cannot just leave a cello on the side of the road.<\/p>\n<p>I work in the same building as the music department and I figure they would be able to figure out whose it was. By the time I got to campus my brain had started to work and I wondered if carrying what might be stolen property to work was dumbest thing I ever did. I stopped at the guard booth on the way into campus.\u201d Can I use your phone to call the police?\u201d. They said \u201cno\u201d. \u201cO.K. , says I, \u201ccan you call em for me?\u201d. Shirt stuffing says, \u201cno\u201d. Louis, a bit miffed says, \u201cWhat kind of guard booth is this? Do you just stand there and get paid for it?\u201d. He says, \u201cOK you can use the phone.\u201d I call the campus cops, and they send some one over. \u201cWe can\u2019t take possession of it, it was not found on campus\u201d. I say, \u201cOK, I am just letting you know I have it so you don\u2019t think I stole it. I am going to take it to the music department to try and find out whose it is.\u201d Just as I finish this I hear my ham radio call letters on my handi talkie. Its a local ham who is also a police lieutenant (not sure of rank). He heard my earlier conversation. \u201cLouis we found the owner of the cello. It was stolen this morning. Can I send my officer over to pick it up?\u201d The officer and I missed each other and the pickup took way too much time. I saw the lieutenant the next month and apologized for wasting the officer\u2019s time. The lieutenant said, \u201cAnytime we can return stolen property with half a day from when it was stolen, don\u2019t quibble about wasting a few minutes\u201d.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I walk to work frequently. I talk with local and Thai friends over ham radio on the walk into work. On the walk home I usually try to talk with my brother. A few years ago, \u201cMichael, you\u2019ll never guess what I just found.\u201d It was a cello in a soft case, about as fragile [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-271","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/louiskatz.net\/wpt\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/271","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/louiskatz.net\/wpt\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/louiskatz.net\/wpt\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/louiskatz.net\/wpt\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/louiskatz.net\/wpt\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=271"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/louiskatz.net\/wpt\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/271\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":519,"href":"https:\/\/louiskatz.net\/wpt\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/271\/revisions\/519"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/louiskatz.net\/wpt\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=271"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/louiskatz.net\/wpt\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=271"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/louiskatz.net\/wpt\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=271"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}